A burglar is in big trouble
	A burglar has just made it into a house he's intending to ransack, and he's lookng around for things to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up and says, " I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. Seeing no one there at all, he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by the curtains, is a cage in which a parrot sits, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

The parrot replies, "I may only be a parrot, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"